I sat on the couch, feeling unwell. Apparently it's possible to drink too much. Who knew? My insides still felt twisted and my mind blasted from the night prior. A feline caught my eye in the near distance. It was unimpressed.

I generally get along with cats, as I leave them alone. If they want to interact with you, they will. But if they don't want to, well, fuck off. I get that.

All I have to say is if they're decent, they'll come to you. And if they're not, well, fuck them.